What you DONT want to hear while having surgery

1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”

3. Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.

4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

6. There go the lights again…

7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys…and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”

8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

9. Could you stop that thing from beating, it’s throwing my concentration off.

10. Sterile, schmerile. The floor’s clean, right?

11. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?

12. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

13. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

14. What do you mean “You want a divorce!”

15. Fire! Fire! Everyone get out.

16. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.

17. Oh, look everyone. It’s lunch time.

18. The foot bone’s connected to the, leg bone…

19. That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

20. Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise.

Happy Birthday!

Happy 51th Birthday
Malaysia
(Malaya, actually)

Hope you will be better and better!!

Differences between Eastern and Western culture

Today is probably the worst day in August as I am working on my personal statement with Kouji. Kouji you save my life!

Then she found this website that hit the nail on the head.

Differences between Eastern and Western culture

What's wrong with a lecture?

What's wrong if I want to be a lecture?
Is it too plain for you?
Is it too boring for anyone?
Is it too mundane for someone who got lots of As?

All rubbish.

"Tell them, you are going to research on something, and not lecturing."

I though research is part of a lecture's job, or maybe not. However, before I become a lecture, I must research for my Masters.

Why I can't tell other I want to become a lecture -- so I can become a professor later? I may stay in the university all-year-round, and not earning much, but I can culture new generations. There must be some one who is going to do this job! And I am happy with it. Why can't I do it?

Go hell personal statement of Oxford application.

You Wouldn't Want to be...

A series of web book talking about the life of Gladiator, Mummy, Explorer, and Whaling.

You Wouldn't Want to be a Roman Gladiator

It is in parody style, very cruel, very funny.

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To be frank, if Malaysian did not pick that colour, it probably won't be that bad.
Why must somebody call me on the critical time? I missed Russia!!! I love their's.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!

What are you afraid? I know Zhi Yun afraid of the "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo". Can I name it as "ophobia"?

The Phobia List