自从欢喜台开播之后，我觉得我的压力指数立即升了好几十点。欢喜台是个以闽南语/福建话为主的私营电视台，其诞生绝对离不开《意难忘》的热播，和随后而来，如雨后春笋般闽南剧。
我很少用“讨厌”这个词，但现在我用上了。我讨厌家庭伦理剧，我更讨厌闽南语家庭伦理剧。以前粤剧流行时，我的外婆也不至于从早到晚开电视，现在，我的宁静日子一去不回头，她从早上看《新闻报报看》（这个我还能忍受）后，就一直开闽南剧，直到《午间新闻》（松了一口气），而后又继续看那些闽南剧，我怀疑她记不记得那些戏剧的名称，比及她给我的感觉是为了看戏而看。途中可能休息一小时，也许不，直到五时半的新闻后，她终于肯关电视了。有时候，她晚上八点才开始看新闻，有时候，她七时三刻就开始开电视，转到那台她感兴趣的她就看。一般上都是连续剧，若他转到她有兴趣旅游纪录片等，那是我的幸运。一般上她晚上会看到十点。而我，得陪她听上这么长的时间。
我讨厌闽南剧，最主要的原因，是因为他们很吵。一集内大概有半个小时在冲突吵架，听了让人心情不快。再说，闽南剧的内容狗血荒谬，灌输观众过时的观念。我觉得一个下午的戏剧大同小异，听起来就是家里有人要夺产耍阴谋，婆婆不满媳妇，整家人都在闹。而且，闽南剧的编剧没做好功课。有一次，我在他人家里瞄过《神机妙算刘伯温》，当时有一古装女子在算天机，望星空，当她蹦出“水瓶座”三个字时，我立即把此片打入烂片的行列。中国古代哪有水瓶座？她说角亢氐房心尾箕还差不多。
我以为粤剧已经够长了，没想到，闽剧更长。我记得我考初中鉴定考试时，“妈妈的背影 头前的路不知多长多呢苦“每天准时响起，考马来西亚教育文凭时，”淡不了的情 孤单的排回在无人的街”也没停过。话说回来，《意难忘》就片头片尾曲能听。我记得我看到一篇文章（找不到），说长篇电视剧对身体不好，因为追剧者宁可熬夜改医生预约，不管三七二十一都要看电视，
家家有本难念的经，我家有一本了，何必去看家庭伦理剧。但是，闽南剧几乎与家庭伦理剧划上等号。但还是有很多人喜欢这种哭哭啼啼的片子，难道看他人的爱恨情仇，能够产生一种偷窥的快感？到现在，我还没看到家庭和谐的一套戏……但若家庭和谐，就不是家庭伦理剧了。
有人可能会说，我若不想听，难道不能躲一躲吗？但是，我能躲到哪里去？电视机一开，客厅饭厅都一样受影响。电脑房是我弟弟的地盘，不能去。厨房？开什么玩笑。房间？太热且没风扇，得开冷气。我环保，不做。所以，我还是在客厅里上网。
但是，唯一能让我欣慰的时，我就要上大学了，可以耳不听为静了。希望我能与其永别。
最荒谬的台语剧
掀开台湾的真实面纱？探讨闽南语连续剧《意难忘》对马来西亚观众之台湾印象行塑
看台灣的台語連續劇影響了什麼?
電視劇介紹：台語電視劇《意難忘之愛難留》－－略談台南意識與挺扁緣機
2009年7月27日星期一
2009年7月26日星期日
2009年7月25日星期六
2009年7月21日星期二
意犹未尽
最近回信时，不喜用信纸，反倒爱那薄且韧的明信片。每次拿出信纸，就觉得要把整张纸填满，是件苦差，毕竟我生活近来一成不变，除了正在看了网页有所不同。 但是，若使用明信片，我的日子顿时丰满起来，鸡毛蒜皮的小事也能写个三五行，不一会儿，蝇头小字填满了卡片。意犹未尽，欲再续，却无处可写。同一天给同一 人写两张明信片，我又觉得别扭，只好把满腹心事收起。
意犹未尽，是生活中的常态。进餐时，八分即可，对肠胃负担较轻，乃养生之道。虽然还 想再吃一些，但心里明白，如此就好。一云吞小贩的热卖秘诀，就是只卖小分量的云吞，让吃客意犹未尽，才能吊住他们的胃口。若云吞的分量多一些，顾客要么吃 得心满意足，要么吃太饱而腻了，怎会在短期内再次光顾其小摊呢？
做人也是“意犹未尽”好。多数人俗务缠身，在一方面完全豁出去后，就无力 顾及其他事项。全心全力工作，人不会有精力去照顾家庭，甚至打理自己。殊不见许多工作狂最后落得一身病，辛苦打拼来的财产，转眼又花得干净。若一心只想圣 贤书，却不闻人间烟火，成了生活白痴，出了社会后反要从新学习人情，这不得多走许多弯路吗？倒不如上学使用大部分精力学习，再用剩下的时间学习与人与自然 之间的关系。意犹未尽，是一种境界，但有多少人能够克制自己，不做过头呢？
意犹未尽，是生活中的常态。进餐时，八分即可，对肠胃负担较轻，乃养生之道。虽然还 想再吃一些，但心里明白，如此就好。一云吞小贩的热卖秘诀，就是只卖小分量的云吞，让吃客意犹未尽，才能吊住他们的胃口。若云吞的分量多一些，顾客要么吃 得心满意足，要么吃太饱而腻了，怎会在短期内再次光顾其小摊呢？
做人也是“意犹未尽”好。多数人俗务缠身，在一方面完全豁出去后，就无力 顾及其他事项。全心全力工作，人不会有精力去照顾家庭，甚至打理自己。殊不见许多工作狂最后落得一身病，辛苦打拼来的财产，转眼又花得干净。若一心只想圣 贤书，却不闻人间烟火，成了生活白痴，出了社会后反要从新学习人情，这不得多走许多弯路吗？倒不如上学使用大部分精力学习，再用剩下的时间学习与人与自然 之间的关系。意犹未尽，是一种境界，但有多少人能够克制自己，不做过头呢？
2009年7月16日星期四
2009年7月4日星期六
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
From the profile of Lina03, who copied from mandy-san.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1528408/Lina03
We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1528408/Lina03
We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
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