2010年2月17日星期三

我说你

1.
你又在
风花雪月
明明我们这里
不下雪

2.
你老是
夕阳无限好
明明我们背后
旭日尚未当空

3.
与其又上高楼
不如我们
听海去

17.02.10
看了一下午的游川,想起某人,虽然那某人没那么夸张。

2010年2月10日星期三

Law of Anime

Anything could happen.

Law of Anime

极端

我在化学楼考数学,在数学楼考化学。
我应该会挂掉数学,但会考满分化学。
这是什么世道。

2010年2月9日星期二

刻板印象

又去上别人的生物课。今天上非整倍体(Aneuploidy)。教授说有人怀疑有些名模是X-三体(Trisomy X),因为她们长得很高……

X-三体症状包括高大身材、学习困难、生育困难。

2010年2月6日星期六

海上一夜

收帆
风刮疼
浪起浪落
何处为南北
浪落浪起
卫星仪
失联

失策
舱门关
船起船落
手壁橱紧抓
船落船起
日记砸
纸散

很痛
咬牙忍
头昏头晕
盼还能醒来
头晕头昏
宝藏还
没影

05.02.10
我又迷航了。

2010年2月5日星期五

天哪

被震惊到了,震惊到我想用“shock”、“炸到”在我的文章里……

我完全没想到,温瑞安是马来西亚人。虽然不知道现在有没有换国籍,但是,天哪天哪……

2010年2月2日星期二

相对“真理”

From here:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1232431/Pryotra


Laws to live by:

Murphy's law: 1. If anything can go wrong, it will." 2. "If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way" 3. "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way."

Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies: As a discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

Hanlon's razor: 1. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. 2. Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Amara's Law: "We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run.

Benford's law of controversy: The Passion of an agruement is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.

Dilbert Principal: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Gall's Law: "A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked."

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they'll stop making it.

Hutber's Law: "Improvement means deterioration".

Littlewood's Law: Individuals can expect a miracle to happen to them at the rate of about one per month.

Meadow's Law: One is a tragedy, two is suspicious and three is murder, until proved otherwise.

Muphry's Law: If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written.

Okrent's Law: The pursuit of balance can create imbalance because sometimes something is true.

Parkingson's Law:Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Peter's Principle: In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Reilly's Law: People generally patronize the largest mall in the area.

Roemer's Law: A hospital bed built is a bed filled

Rothbard's Law: Everyone specializes in his own area of weakness.

Sayre's Law: "In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the stakes at issue." By way of corollary, the law adds: "That is why academic politics are so bitter."

Schneier's Law: Any person can invent a security system so clever that she or he can't think of how to break it.

Segal's Law A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

Skitt's Law: a corollary of Muphry's law, variously expressed as "any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself" or "the likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster."

Stigler's Law: No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer.

Sturgeon's Revelation: 90 percent of everything is crap.

Sutton's Law: Go where the money is.

Wiener's Law: There are no answers, only cross-references.